Squeeze play

After three (four?) years of an iPhone 5, I finally upgraded to an iPhone 7 Plus. It has all sorts of bells and whistles, but I bought it for its two lenses and superior photo-taking ability. It’s a bit of a learning curve as I found out this morning (there’s a User’s Guide–I need to read it), but that’s not what’s prompted this column.

I take a small clutch to church. Lipstick, mints, tissues, iPhone. My 5 fit perfectly. Guess what doesn’t? It looks like it has pink “ears” poking out. You can see in the photo. Poor thing. I’ll have to check out all my other little purses (there’s just something about a dollar bag at an estate sale that says “buy me”), but if I can’t find one, I’ll have to go to Brighton. Ah, well.